Taters & Torches: A Ron White Roast
Well, let me tell you y'all, this ain't your momma's roast. This here's a legendary night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're brand new outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no topic off limits. He's got a sayin' sharper than a steak sword, and he ain't afraid to use it.
- Prepare yourself for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's dinner.
- Bring your whiskey, 'cause Ron White likes a good night out.
- Just be ready to laugh!
Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.
Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast
Ron White is a legend when he decided to destroy some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was packed and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid ferret, spitting insults that were both cutting and clever.
- His material was so good, it left the audience gasping with laughter.
- Celebrities couldn't get enough of his savage humor.
- If you want to see a comedy special that will destroy you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.
Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.
Laugh 'Til You Cry (About Ron)
Prepare for a night of side-splitting laughter as we gather to disparage the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally savage roasts that will leave you crying. Our lineup of stand-up stars is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's poker face.
- Brace yourselves| shocking revelations about Ron's future
- Get ready to| the unveiling of Ron's most secret stories
- Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated chaos
This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on assault of Ron. Don't miss out on this unforgettable night! Tickets are going quickly.
Gin and Stories : The Uncensored Ron White Roast
Alright, folks, buckle your belts because this ain't your grandma's gig. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of get more info rants, and he's serving them up straight, no mixer. This ain't a bar fight for the faint of heart. Ron's going wild on everyone within earshot. You'll be laughing so hard, you might cry.
- Expect| stories about women,
- bourbon
- the world.
Trust, Ron White ain't holding back. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and hilariously offensive.
White Hot Heat: A Ron White Comedy Inferno
Grab your tequila and get ready to cry, folks. Ron White is back with his new comedy special "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a summer day in Texas. This ain't no softball act, this is Ron at his raunchiest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll poke fun everything from the human condition, and leave you laughing. So grab your buddies and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Ron White: Roasted to a Crisp
Well, let me tell ya, the folks were in for a treat when they brought out that old comedian, Ron White. This took a turn for the hilarious. Those comedic barbs flew thick and fast! The whole thing was absolute chaos as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to stay afloat.
White took it all in stride, even when they went after his love of barbecue! The best part was seeing his look of bewilderment as the roasters laid into him. It was pure comedic gold and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you need to catch up!